A member of the Republican National Committee told me Tuesday that when the RNC meets in an extraordinary special session next week, it will approve a resolution rebranding Democrats as the “Democrat Socialist Party.”
When I asked if such a resolution would force RNC ChairmanMichael Steele to use that label when talking about Democrats in all his speeches and press releases, the RNC member replied: “Who cares?”
Here’s RNC member James Bopp Jr. on the urgency of this very serious measure:
The threat to our country from the Obama administration cannot be underestimated. They are proceeding pell mell to nationalize major industries, to exponentially increase the size, power and intrusiveness of the federal government, to undermine free enterprise and free markets, to raise taxes to a confiscatory level, to strap future generations with enormous unsustainable debt, to debase our currency, to destroy traditional values and embrace a culture of death, and to weaken our national defense and retreat from the war on terror. Unless stopped, we will not recognize our country in a few short years.
They’re not just proceeding…they’re proceeding pell mell! Dear God, won’t someone think of the children?
I seriously love you, Republicans. Please, don’t stop. Just a little further to the right, and then maybe you’ll be able to sweep into power and save us all from the majority’s nightmarish lust for terrorism, the destruction of traditional values, and the death’s sweet, sweet embrace.
Or maybe you’ll just get so hilariously unpopular that even the media will stop pretending that you’re not crazy.
Y’know, people used to joke that Fox News was writing the GOP’s press releases.
The pell-mell line was what got me too!
Idiots.
The Undead Member of the Intertrons formally proposes a resolution to NAME the Republican Party as the Big Poopyhead Poopy Poopypants Party.
And such as, also.
Explicitly, you mean?
In related news, the Democratic Party considered holding a special task force on rebranding the Republicans the Epic Fail Party, but it seemed redundant and so they went out for beer and pork rinds instead.
Wait. I hadn’t realized we’d reached pell mell.. Crap. Oh, sure, I knew we weren’t hunky dory, and things have been decidedly higgledy piggledy for years now. But pell mell? Ipso facto, that’s bad news, yo.
Don’t blame me, I voted Res Publican.
but really. They’re more worried that Obama might nationalize the industries that they’ve spent the last 20 years driving into the ground, um, pell mell.